Caelisms

Cael is full of information and he feels the need to share it with everyone multiple times a day. Here are a few of the things we hear on a regular basis. You know he has to remind us just in case we ever forget.

"Mommy, I tooted!"

"You need to say excuse me when you toot."

"It come out my bum."

"Yeah, that's how it works."

"Dat so silly!"

Then he breaks into a big belly laugh and I can't help laughing with him.

"Mommy, boys go potty standing up."

"Yeah."

"Dey don't sit down. Girls sit down to go potty."

"Yep"

"You and dister a girl?"

"Yes, we're girls."

"I a boy and so is Daddy."

"That's right."

"We stand up to potty."

"Thanks Cael, I got it."

I'm not sure why this last conversation happens a lot. We've never had this happen in our house. He's come close and I think that he keeps remembering.

"Mommy, I don't poop in the bathtub."

"You're right. You poop in the potty."

"I a good boy. Bad boys poop in the bathtub."

"No one poops in the bathtub. You've never pooped in the bathtub."
"Yeah, I a good boy. Mommy, you don't poop in the bathtub either."

"No one has ever pooped in the bathtub. Don't worry about it."

"Tay. I a good boy."

"Yes you are."

"Tay."